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December 31st, 2009 | Author: von Darkmoor

Happy New Year’s!

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December 16th, 2009 | Author: von Darkmoor

Take it for what it’s worth (exactly what I am not sure), but here’s a listing of what Box Office Mojo says are the top grossing S&S movies since 1980.

Sword & Sorcery Movies at the Box Office

I find it interesting that they list Eragon but none of the LotR series.

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November 17th, 2009 | Author: von Darkmoor

It’s been attained. While I won’t post a review just now, I simply could not stay silent. I could not resist posting that I have finally read my first perfect* book.

Steven Erikson’s Reaper’s Gale garners a 10-out-of-10 rank from me. An outstanding work that will influence me for a long time. As will the entire Malazan Book of the Fallen series. I had seriously considered rereading the entire 10-book series after the final title is released and read by 2011 – this book has convinced me that I must. Immediately. Do. So. And I have not reread a book since high school. There’s simply too many yet to read.

I encourage every reader of the speculative, definitely every lover of the heroically epic fantastical, to read Erikson’s series. His books – and the novella trilogy set in the same world (and even Ian Cameron Esslemont’s companion novels) – are the definitive fantasy series. Period. Tolkien, Lewis, Howard, Leiber – all may be fathers of aspects of the genre (and by no means do I deny Those That Came Before), but Erikson is their prodigy, theirs and an offspring of Cook and Gemmell. He is true heir to their thrones, a hero himself who has tossed all usurpers aside. He writes the epitome of what I love to read, what I want to publish, what I strive to write.

Here then, are the titles of The Malazan Book of the Fallen, as published and as I rank them. Regardless of my ranking, regardless of their stand-alone characteristics, I strongly recommend reading them in order. And the novellas.

Publication Chronological Order

  1. Gardens of the Moon (1999)
  2. Deadhouse Gates (2000)
  3. Memories of Ice (2001)
  4. House of Chains (2002)
  5. Midnight Tides (2004)
  6. The Bonehunters (2006)
  7. Reaper’s Gale (2007)
  8. Toll the Hounds (2008)
  9. Dust of Dreams (2009)
  10. The Crippled God (forthcoming)

von Darkmoor’s Rank Order & Reviews

  1. Reaper’s Gale (7)                            10.0
  2. Memories of Ice (3)                          9.5
  3. Midnight Tides (5)                            9.5
  4. Deadhouse Gates (2)                       9.0
  5. Gardens of the Moon (1)                 8.5
  6. The Bonehunters (6)                        8.5
  7. House of Chains (4)                          8.0

Seven books, 9.0 average rating. When I finished Memories of Ice, I never anticipated finding another 9.5 in the same series. After Midnight Tides, I never imagined a 10.0 would arrive. For that matter, I scarcely believed I would ever find a 10.0 book. In the past I’d said as much in explaining my reviewing methods, believing that holding the 10-spot open allowed me to always be searching to fill it. Now I shall eternally be using it in comparison. Every single title in this series has been given a ‘Yes’ recommendation in review by von Darkmoor. No matter the rating, each is indispensable. No matter its 8.0 rating, without House of Chains, Reaper’s Gale does not attain its 10.0 mark. Looked at in one way, Deadhouse Gates is also deserving of a 9.5. Without Gardens of the Moon, the addiction does not begin. Amazing.

Tomorrow I start Toll the Hounds. Perhaps I will not sleep this night.

*’Perfect’ as in it scored 10 points out of an available 10 points. I do understand that there is no such thing as perfection. But this book is pretty darn close.

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November 15th, 2009 | Author: von Darkmoor

After months – 5 to be exact – of physical labor around the house, things are almost back to normal insanity around these here parts. Once I catch up on all (HA! Let’s go with ‘many’) things RBE, I hope to get back to posting reviews and other commentary here. After all, it’s almost the end of 2009 and I still have almost all of 2008’s reading to discuss…

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September 14th, 2009 | Author: von Darkmoor

…our tastes grow coarser and the life of the imagination grows smaller,” says Stephen King in his latest The Pop of King culture column for Entertainment Weekly (Sept 18th). I agree with his statement, though not so much with the entirety of his argument.

King takes a look at the changes within four of the biggest entertainment vehicles and cries foul. Since he speaks not only with the authority of an American consumer of pop culture, but as a member of it, he’s mostly correct. Any serious connoisseur of Hollywood movies has been decrying the evolution (or devolution) of serious movies for some time now. Apparently to no avail, as King points out, for one merely has to check the local movie house listings to find the latest drivel repeated ad nauseum, while – unless one checks regularly – the finer movies cycle through quicker than Lance Armstrong visits La Crouzille. This is nothing new, however deplorable it may be. Why, even today I heard evidence of yet another loss of creativity: the first remaking of a John Wayne movie is in the works.

King touches upon network television and leaves a tip on telling just how popular one’s favorite show is: pay attention to the ads. Consider how much primetime advertising costs and compare how many blue chip advertisers there are for every Tom, Dick, and Harry advertiser. Again – nothing new here; longtime viewers have been saying quality shows vacated the ‘free’ side of television long ago.

As for radio – and speaking as an owner – King says it’s just about kaput. Morning talk show voices and talk radio are just about all that’s garnering attention – and advertising. Seems radio is about to follow newspapers and disappear off the face of the earth. Advertising inundation, especially in this medium, has wreaked its havoc. After all, I can’t name a single person who, given the choice between having uninterrupted music listening or not, ever chooses the radio.

Then there is print. Skip the newspapers and even the magazines; except for the niche markets everyone but them has already been to their funerals. King speaks only of books. Specifically of their demise as viable quality entertainment due to the encroachment of ebooks. Here’s where I am not of like mind. Granted, as an author commanding many digit advances he has every right to be concerned about who’ll be paying them once every book becomes an ebook. But I think that’s a valid concern today regardless of ebooks. No matter who the author is, today’s publishers cannot afford to shell out mega-advances – and they are foolish to continue doing so. That’s another post. King’s primary concern here is the quality of the ebooks that will soon be replacing print books en masse. Or so he fears.

King worries that ebooks will be the end of ‘great publishers and layers of editing’ – and thus quality. He is also pessimistic about the currently established $9.99 price, declaring it non-profit making and simply a ploy to hook addicted readers on cheap product. He is right to compare the process as he sees it to the drug trade, for we are agreed on one point: “Good stories are dope.” While every reader has his/her own favorite supplier, the addiction to good storytelling isn’t going away. It’s in humanity’s genes. And that’s where King and I differ. Instead of trying to (or bemoaning the fact he can’t) force the new market delivery mechanism to fit the current way of doing business, he should be encouraging – nay, demanding – the ways of doing business in the publishing world adjust to the new technologies. There will always be those who want print editions; there will always be hard copy collectors and autograph fans. Yet in today’s entertainment market, where the target markets are glutted upon easily accessible and quickly consumed electronic media, e-technologies are the future. To expect such products to conform to today’s historically inept and absurdly crooked publishing traditions is ridiculous.

Certainly there is a risk of lesser quality. As evidenced by the other media it seems inevitable. But it’s not equitable. Radio and television never had ‘editing’; censuring, sure. But they’re advertising driven medias and have been almost since the beginning. Movies? Consumption driven and, so long as the younger market is the primary target, geared to a self -generating and -propagating dumbed-down society. Print has consistently been the market with ’standards’ of professionalism. Simply because the deliver of this medium is transferring from actual paper and ink to monitors and pixels of all sizes and formats is no reason to bemoan the end of those standards.

In the end, it all comes down to money anyway. Every consumer will spend exactly the amount of cash they believe necassary and worthy of their entertainment time. Being the best quality and value at the moment of their purchase decision can’t hurt.

Rating 4.00 out of 5
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September 12th, 2009 | Author: von Darkmoor

Consider this a courtesy post, something I always intended to do more frequently but have fallen rather lax in.

  • Writer’s Digest Short Short Story Competition – The best 1,500 words or less by December 1, 2009 could win you up to $3000 by February 15, 2010 for $15 per submission. Now, I don’t recommend entering this contest – at least not if you aren’t desirous of helping WD make its large payouts. I don’t particularly believe anyone should pay to enter a writing contest unless (a) that payment goes to support something more than the contest itself, and I do not mean the institute/organization holding the contest either or (b) if the author has some particular reason or preceives a benefit of winning as necessary to his/her career plans.  Most especially I do not recommend this competition if you are a speculative fiction writer. If you plan to submit any spec fic work that you believe has a strong enough chance to place in this competition, you should be entering the
  • Writers of the Future Writing Contest that will actually offer you benefit within you preferred genre. No entry fee and up to 17,000 words submitted within any of the four quarterly periods could win you up to $1000 in that quarter and another $5000 in the annual competition between the four quarterly winners. Not to mention recognition and the potential launching of a career in spec fic. The current quarter ends December 31, 2009.
  • AnthologyBuilder’s Match-That-Artwork writing contest – Sorry, short time left on this one – Again for no entry fee, the best 1,000 to 50,000 words received by September 20, 2009, gets you a very nice prize package, which extends to the top 10 finalists in two age groups. If you haven’t heard of or explored AnthologyBuilder, you really should – it’s a spectacular idea whose timing is perfect for today’s short story readers. In fact, it’s such a good concept, I wouldn’t be surprised if someone else were to begin offering something similar soon. :)
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September 06th, 2009 | Author: von Darkmoor

I’ve shaken hands with Gene Wolfe, given a copy of Return of the Sword to Peter Beagle (and stood in pictures with both of them), discussed James Enge and Swords & Dark Magic with Lou Anders, ate lunch with Robert Santa, oh, yeah! And slept with Bill Ward. In the same room.

On the flip side, I have been unable to sell copies of RBE’s titles, skipped the (in)famous Dragon*Con parade, and missed what appears to have been a totally awesome hour with William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy:

I’ve enjoyed panels on small press publishing, storytelling, characters, pulps, and how to get ahead in the speculative fiction fields. I’ve listened to panels filled with amazing authors, eminent editors, and successful small press publishers. I’ve talked with writers, readers, artists, designers, podcasters, organizers, directors, and reporters. And I’ve seen Tinkerbell, Chewbacca, Professor Snape, Super & Bat Men, Barney Rubble, The Predator and The Swamp Thing, and the Jolly Green Giant!

There’s been much discussion on the state of literature, speculative literature and entertainment, publishing, Rogue Blades Entertainment, and the future of all of them. Verdict? The future is what we make of it; though changing and potentially hazardous, it is what we can live with, abide – and though it may require a lot of work and diligence, it is filled with hope.

As avid example, Dragon”Con is a thriving convention in a depressed economy, remaining heavily attended and enthusiastically supported. Countless volunteers and stressed workers – convention, hotel, and city – make all the wheels spin and all the wings flap. Books and art and faux weaponry are changing hands, and smiles are all around.

It is a good time to be at a convention.

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August 27th, 2009 | Author: von Darkmoor

Will Ferrell and I don’t think too much of each other. He probably not at all of I; I very little of he. Other than a few one-liners that can’t help but be remembered (“If you ain’t first, you’re last.” and “Here’s the deal: I’m the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.” ~ Talladega Nights…and that’s about it), I think he is a one-trick actor whose success relies only upon the stupidity intelligence of his fans. I think he made potentially enjoyable movies unenjoyable, but his greatest travesty was contributing to the severe depreciation in quality of the superbly humorous Wedding Crashers (OK, the writers/director do bear some blame for that).

Yet he performs just fine in Stranger than Fiction, the writer’s movie wherein the main character of a novelist’s latest work discovers that he is just a figment of imagination. Ferrell neither over- nor under- performs as Harold Crick, actually allowing viewers to enjoy the movie as a whole and not monopolize their attention. An entertaining tale, told well and delivered with aplomb, containing appealing performances by Dustin Hoffman and Emma Thompson, I thoroughly enjoyed it.

I did buy this movie (on bargain clearance) and I do intend to rewatch it at some point. Thompson’s nuances as troubled novelist are both odd and accurate and bear reexamination, while Hoffman is simply elegant in his role, one of my all-time favorites for him. I think he alone make watching the movie a real pleasure.

Whether you are interested in writing or not, I certainly do recommend Stranger than Fiction for an evening of fine relaxation and entertainment.

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August 17th, 2009 | Author: von Darkmoor

It sure ought to be.

I think that  Sofia Vassilieva – the kept sister – most assuredly deserves one. She simply performed spectacularly! All five actors playing the family members played their characters and roles well – and I can even applaud Alec Baldwin’s barrister performance.

My Sister’s Keeper is perhaps the most serious-minded movie I have ever seen in a theater. I was engrossed – though unsurprised – by the plot; pleased with both the writing and directing; delighted by the ease with which the actors carried the story and fit me right in. This is a movie I can recommend without second thought. Which makes my next statement interesting.

Though I have  nothing but good words for My Sister’s Keeper, it is not a movie I will buy.

I won’t watch it again. I buy movies because I’ll watch them – once, twice, innumerable more times; drama, action, even comedy – I’ve bought them all. This won’t be one of them. I find that kind of sad, personally. So go on, go see it. Then let me know if you’ll be buying a copy.

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August 07th, 2009 | Author: von Darkmoor

I ran a short ‘Break-out Session’ at a local youth writing camp today. Was invited to speak to the teens about writing, editing, and publishing the tales of heroes. Talked about being believable, imminent, and entertaining; stressed striving for either emotional or intellectual appeal – both if they can pull it off.

Had an enjoyable time, as it’s always nice to sit and talk with writers who write what I write, read, and publish. And they paid attention, asked quality questions, then even read some material of their own. Observing these young people stretch themselves and work their talents is a beautiful thing.

I love that my daughters pursue similar creative outlet. Both enjoy story-writing, one more than the other, but both conceive fun tales of adventure. Both are readers, singers, drawers, sculptors, actors…either does more of one thing than the other, but the key is, they’re exploring them all. In fact, they would have come along with me today, but they’ve been off to summer camp this week – to camps perfectly designed for each of them: one at singing camp and one at wilderness camp. So Dad had to go this one alone.

And that’s okay, because sometimes they just have to let me do things on my own too. :)

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