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March 31st, 2009 | Author: von Darkmoor
~ for those of you coming to this post via the RBE interview, you must read from the beginning; you may skip the ending though – you’ve already read it. for those of you who read this and are interested in the rest, you can find the interview here ~

It has been said that all fiction is speculative by its very existence. While in essence true, I believe the triumvirate of fantasy, science fiction, and horror (and all their misbegotten sons and daughters, step-children, and foster kids), as the epitome of what speculative fiction is and can be, deserves all claim to the title. For the key, the very ingredient that most simultaneously appeals and repels those that love and those that hate spec fic, is its lack of a comfort zone. Security. Predictability. Knowability. The greater the degree of uncertainty – the less content both writer and reader are - the greater the speculative nature.

Exploring the everyday, the expected, the eternally empty . . . is not entertaining. It’s distracting. It’s daydreaming. It is a non-stimulating, non-threatening, non-invasive, mind-numbingly routine method of alleviation; just different enough from its readers’ own lives or experiences, perhaps even dreams, to allow them to briefly escape their humdrum existences. Yes, I said escape. Because whoever doesn’t allow themselves to escape while reading fiction shouldn’t waste their time with it. From contemporary thriller to slice-of-life to paranormal horror to romance to Western – if it’s fiction, it’s all escapism. This does not mean that education cannot occur. The reader who cannot or will not learn something, anything – about the world, life, human nature, self - reads only with one intention: to ignore.

Ignore their own life in a pursuit of freedom. Not just any freedom, though. Such readers seek freedom from responsibility and acknowledgment. For brief moments, they can flee their understanding of life as they know it: the dire 6 o’clock news, the dreary weather, the predictable water cooler conversation, the dreaded auto/house/medical bills, the deterioration of the world around them. Reading about another person’s life set in history or in contemporary everyday as they know it provides them only the illusion of disillusionment. Mental exercises that allow readers to briefly exchange their daily existences for imagined but entirely plausible others. Teases that such is not only possible but, most horribly, can be expected . . . making it certain . . . making it mundane. Escapism that does not prohibit learning but is ultimately nothing but buying temporary transference one page at a time.

Readers of the truly speculative fictions go into their reading without anticipating that the tale in their hand could be that of Joey-around-the-corner’s life. While the goal of the writer is to make believable as much as possible of the tale – both author and reader go into the relationship with the complete understanding that all is a lie. Convince me, the reader, that it is not, or possibly not, and you’ve hooked me. Make me feel your uncertainty, increase my uncertainty, and you’ve delivered speculative escapism that does teach or, at the very least, opens my eyes to my own susceptibility and desires.

In addition, each of the spec three offer emotional and intellectual incentives to pursue such escapism. Quite simply, horror evokes fear, immediate survival instinct, curiosity; science fiction stimulates the mind, future survival instinct, curiosity; fantasy creates wonder, current survival instinct, curiosity. Each genre pushes the boundaries of curiosity (and thus accomplishment) by testing humanity’s extremes. My preference is for fantasy. I am more in tune with and interested in the possibilities offered by the powers of magical forces and multitudes of gods while simultaneously being intrigued with and desirous of the elegant simplicity found in the struggle for survival that demands personal, face-to-face decision making and action taking.

Telling a tale of awe and adventure that can take author and reader alike beyond today’s dark headlines and gray clouds is desirable and admirable. Taking us beyond yesterday’s and tomorrow’s headlines and shadows leads to euphoria. I believe I have many such tales within me, tales that should be shared, for to hide them away and to keep them buried is shameful and unworthy. Yet my skills and capabilities do not match my wishes and hopes at this time. So I do something equally noble, equally important. I act midwife to those who can utter, act confidante to those who can dream, act intercessor to those who can write. I will do all in my meager power to deliver to readers the tales of imagination, the poetry of speculation if you will, that births and breathes within each storyteller of the fantastic.

What really drives me to create speculative fiction? Sharing hope and joy and opportunity. Relieving tedious ennui, bringing triumphant smiles, giving life to dreams and dreams to life.

Albert Einstein called imagination “[t]he gift of fantasy” and he claimed it meant more to him than his ability to learn. He said that,

“Imagination is more important than knowledge…. Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.”
A gift is given, folks. I want to be a gifter of fantasy. I want to take people everywhere.
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March 23rd, 2009 | Author: von Darkmoor

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The 2nd Diner, The Back From The Dead Edition pre-sale is almost over!

Over 300 pages of ‘horror, crime, detective, paranormal and weird fiction with a Christian slant,’ normally priced at $2o is on sale for $15 – but only until 3/28/09.

I’m story number 12 of 21 – grab a copy and let me know what you think!

(I’m not sure where the completed cover disappeared to, but this is a shot of the cover in progress.)

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March 19th, 2009 | Author: von Darkmoor

The House of Representatives approved a bill today that will impose a punitive tax of 90% on bonuses paid by American International Group and any other financial company that received more than $5 billion in federal help. The bill applies to bonuses of people making over $250,000 a year.
~ learned of via the Wells Fargo Daily Advantage, verified at US House Floor Summary for 3/19/09

*Partially smart. Right idea (given it’s made after a bad idea, but that can’t be changed now), but as usual, when made by the government, not enough. The punitive tax should have been imposed upon any bonuses given to people making over $250k at any company that received federal help via TARP or any other part of the many bailouts.

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March 13th, 2009 | Author: von Darkmoor

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Range of the Flail -- complete with Wagner’s “Ride of the Valkyries”

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March 12th, 2009 | Author: von Darkmoor

The intelligence of an American big businessman strikes again:

Speaking before an audience in Boston, Bank of America’s CEO Ken Lewis forecast that his company will have $100 billion in revenue and $50 billion in profit before taxes and provisions this year.  Further: “That kind of cash flow can solve a lot of problems, given time and an improving U.S. economy.” (Boston Business Journal, 3/12/09, Los Angeles Times Business, 3/12/09, and the actual speech)

Easy for a guy whose salary didn’t change this year:

Lewis received the same salary as he did the year before, $1.5 million, as well as $275,125 in perks such as air travel, which was up slightly from the prior year. (Boston Herald, 3/3/09)

Hmm. I wonder if I could solve any problems with that kind of cash flow. Now that I think of it, given enough time, I’m sure I could. Though I don’t know how I could survive on that measly salary.

Addendum 3/13/09: Added to salute another businessman:

The Chairman of Citigroup, Richard Parsons, said the bank does not need any more capital from the federal government and that it will remain in private hands. “No, I think actually, particularly with the latest conversion,” he said “Citi is actually one of the better capitalized banks in the world.” (learned from the Wells Fargo Daily Advantage, 3/13/09, and Reuters)

Honesty does pay. Perhaps not so much as blatant greed, at least up front, but it does pay.

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March 11th, 2009 | Author: von Darkmoor

Anyone in the driving area of Madison, Wisconsin, may be interested to learn that I will be sitting two panels at the 2009 OddCon come April 24-26.

OddCon 2008, if you’ll recall, was my first convention. I met lots of folks, sold some books, and had an enjoyable time and learning experience at the fan convention. Did not sit any panels in ‘08; sitting two in ‘09:

14 – Submitting short stories

For new fiction writers, what is the proper format for submitting stories? What do you say in a cover letter? How to improve one’s chances for acceptance by attention to the title, first paragraph, and details in the submission.

Panelists: Nayad Monroe, F. Schepartz, F. J. Bergmann, J. Frenkel, J. Waltz

34 – From John Carter to Harry Potter: the appeal of the series

We’ve all (well, maybe some) read series that are interesting enough, put them down and moved on to the next one — never to look at them again. Some of us can go through a box or series a week. But certain series we can go back to again and again. What is it about certain series (2 or three examples) that make them special? And what is it about “series” that make them a unique experience?

Panelists: R. Chwedyk, J. Frenkel, G. Rihn, J. Waltz

Let’s see how this year’s experience goes ;)

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March 10th, 2009 | Author: von Darkmoor

Looking to get your name out there, expand upon your acting chops, or simply like talking or lending a hand?

Scott Sandridge is asking for male and female voices for future installments of podcasts of The Silverblade Prophecy.

Check out some of the previous chapters and lend a hand – you just might find a new calling :)

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March 04th, 2009 | Author: von Darkmoor
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