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March 03rd, 2010 | Author: von Darkmoor

The DGLA Ravenheart will be awarded to the best Fantasy Book Jacket/Artist of 2009. Both the Ravenheart and the Morningstar Awards join the David Gemmell Legend Award now in its second year. Each of these awards are named after works and in honor of the legendary heroic fantasy author David Gemmell. I’ve already cast my votes for the best fantasy novel and the best cover art/jacket of 2009…I’ll have to skip the best newcomer/debut of the year though, as I’ve read only one of the contenders.

For your viewing pleasure I’ve brought along my top choices for the Ravenheart. There were many spectacular works of art and design, several of which I thoroughly enjoyed and would have caused me to pause and pick them up were I to see them in the store. These five do something better: they catch my eye and hold my attention here online. They make me look up the book information, the artist’s portfolio, and reviews by folks I rely upon. Here, in no particular order, are my favorite four:

and here is the cover with the art that most closely matches its title:

Rating 3.50 out of 5
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March 01st, 2010 | Author: von Darkmoor

Oh. My. God. of. War.

Only thing saving me from being neck deep into this

is that I don’t own a PlayStation. I haven’t played a video game of any sort in over 3 years, but this! This takes the cake. I walked into a Blockbuster Saturday night and they had this demo of God of War III playing…next thing I know I was picking my jaw (and tongue) up off the floor and I’d watched the demo cycle through three times. Sweetness! Now to figure out how to get RBE’s titles to generate that same intense rush of desire and entertainment!

Rating 3.50 out of 5
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January 26th, 2010 | Author: von Darkmoor

I’ve never really been enamored with overtly humorous speculative fiction. Entertaining ridiculousness is one thing (a la Douglas Adams’ Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy), but the pun-filled prose of Piers Anthony has never caught my attention (though I loved his Incarnations of Immortality series…when he stuck to his original intent to keep it at 5 books). One doesn’t really read the Hitchhiker trilogy (of 5 books; or is it 6?) for humor to begin with.

This of course does not mean that I am adverse to comedy. A competent writer will strive to incorporate all of the senses within his writing – and laughter is such an integral part of the human psyche and life itself that to write without it would be almost sacrilegious. Just as romance and mystery are present in most every tale, so too should it be true of laughter. After all, it is the same world that Horace Walpole speaks of when he says that “Life is a tragedy to those who feel, a comedy to those that think.” The Greeks deemed it important enough to include elements of both in every play.

Taking all the above into consideration and understanding that my lack of interest in reading (personally or in slush) humorously slanted material has troubled some in the past, I thought I would salute my definition of quality humorous speculative fiction with this perfect example recently read.

I am currently reading the 1983 anthology The Year’s Best Fantasy Stories: 10 edited by Arthur W. Saha. A complete review will follow at some point, but I wished to acknowledge the short story “Green Roses” by Larry Tritten as what I appreciate most about a tale obviously considered humorous.

This is an entirely humorous tale without a shred of slapstick, stupidity, unwarranted sarcasm, or superiority. Nothing is overdone and, quite frankly, there exist no singular moments of humor. This is neither the humor of Laurel and Hardy or The Three Stooges; nor even that of the Smothers Brothers or Abbot and Costello (my preferences in old-time comedic routines). Not pun or prattle or practical joke; not sass or silly or sophomoric.

From first word to last, beginning with the wonderful quietly, excitingly, suggestive lead, and consorting with fancifully self-named demons, a string of most unfortunate events, an inglorious bastard of a demon, and a clever drunk, this story is the prime example of quality humorous speculative fiction. My first contact of recollection with Larry Tritten has convinced me to find more of his material. There are no guarantees that even he will ever reproduce this ideal of mine again, but he has successfully convinced me to give him the chance. Which is all the result that any author can hope to achieve.

Ironically enough, within this very same anthology follows another tale of humor that I would label slapstick and silly…yet oddly delightful. Perhaps without the stage set by Mr. Tritten’s tale nor its editor’s prelude I would not have found it so, but in this instance it did not displease me. For now, however, I shall remain silent on further tales, as this post is in recognition of “Green Roses” and what it means to me. I recommend you read it.

Rating 4.00 out of 5
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December 31st, 2009 | Author: von Darkmoor

Happy New Year’s!

Rating 4.00 out of 5
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November 17th, 2009 | Author: von Darkmoor

It’s been attained. While I won’t post a review just now, I simply could not stay silent. I could not resist posting that I have finally read my first perfect* book.

Steven Erikson’s Reaper’s Gale garners a 10-out-of-10 rank from me. An outstanding work that will influence me for a long time. As will the entire Malazan Book of the Fallen series. I had seriously considered rereading the entire 10-book series after the final title is released and read by 2011 – this book has convinced me that I must. Immediately. Do. So. And I have not reread a book since high school. There’s simply too many yet to read.

I encourage every reader of the speculative, definitely every lover of the heroically epic fantastical, to read Erikson’s series. His books – and the novella trilogy set in the same world (and even Ian Cameron Esslemont’s companion novels) – are the definitive fantasy series. Period. Tolkien, Lewis, Howard, Leiber – all may be fathers of aspects of the genre (and by no means do I deny Those That Came Before), but Erikson is their prodigy, theirs and an offspring of Cook and Gemmell. He is true heir to their thrones, a hero himself who has tossed all usurpers aside. He writes the epitome of what I love to read, what I want to publish, what I strive to write.

Here then, are the titles of The Malazan Book of the Fallen, as published and as I rank them. Regardless of my ranking, regardless of their stand-alone characteristics, I strongly recommend reading them in order. And the novellas.

Publication Chronological Order

  1. Gardens of the Moon (1999)
  2. Deadhouse Gates (2000)
  3. Memories of Ice (2001)
  4. House of Chains (2002)
  5. Midnight Tides (2004)
  6. The Bonehunters (2006)
  7. Reaper’s Gale (2007)
  8. Toll the Hounds (2008)
  9. Dust of Dreams (2009)
  10. The Crippled God (forthcoming)

von Darkmoor’s Rank Order & Reviews

  1. Reaper’s Gale (7)                            10.0
  2. Memories of Ice (3)                          9.5
  3. Midnight Tides (5)                            9.5
  4. Deadhouse Gates (2)                       9.0
  5. Gardens of the Moon (1)                 8.5
  6. The Bonehunters (6)                        8.5
  7. House of Chains (4)                          8.0

Seven books, 9.0 average rating. When I finished Memories of Ice, I never anticipated finding another 9.5 in the same series. After Midnight Tides, I never imagined a 10.0 would arrive. For that matter, I scarcely believed I would ever find a 10.0 book. In the past I’d said as much in explaining my reviewing methods, believing that holding the 10-spot open allowed me to always be searching to fill it. Now I shall eternally be using it in comparison. Every single title in this series has been given a ‘Yes’ recommendation in review by von Darkmoor. No matter the rating, each is indispensable. No matter its 8.0 rating, without House of Chains, Reaper’s Gale does not attain its 10.0 mark. Looked at in one way, Deadhouse Gates is also deserving of a 9.5. Without Gardens of the Moon, the addiction does not begin. Amazing.

Tomorrow I start Toll the Hounds. Perhaps I will not sleep this night.

*’Perfect’ as in it scored 10 points out of an available 10 points. I do understand that there is no such thing as perfection. But this book is pretty darn close.

Rating 4.33 out of 5
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November 15th, 2009 | Author: von Darkmoor

After months – 5 to be exact – of physical labor around the house, things are almost back to normal insanity around these here parts. Once I catch up on all (HA! Let’s go with ‘many’) things RBE, I hope to get back to posting reviews and other commentary here. After all, it’s almost the end of 2009 and I still have almost all of 2008’s reading to discuss…

Rating 4.00 out of 5
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September 06th, 2009 | Author: von Darkmoor

I’ve shaken hands with Gene Wolfe, given a copy of Return of the Sword to Peter Beagle (and stood in pictures with both of them), discussed James Enge and Swords & Dark Magic with Lou Anders, ate lunch with Robert Santa, oh, yeah! And slept with Bill Ward. In the same room.

On the flip side, I have been unable to sell copies of RBE’s titles, skipped the (in)famous Dragon*Con parade, and missed what appears to have been a totally awesome hour with William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy:

I’ve enjoyed panels on small press publishing, storytelling, characters, pulps, and how to get ahead in the speculative fiction fields. I’ve listened to panels filled with amazing authors, eminent editors, and successful small press publishers. I’ve talked with writers, readers, artists, designers, podcasters, organizers, directors, and reporters. And I’ve seen Tinkerbell, Chewbacca, Professor Snape, Super & Bat Men, Barney Rubble, The Predator and The Swamp Thing, and the Jolly Green Giant!

There’s been much discussion on the state of literature, speculative literature and entertainment, publishing, Rogue Blades Entertainment, and the future of all of them. Verdict? The future is what we make of it; though changing and potentially hazardous, it is what we can live with, abide – and though it may require a lot of work and diligence, it is filled with hope.

As avid example, Dragon”Con is a thriving convention in a depressed economy, remaining heavily attended and enthusiastically supported. Countless volunteers and stressed workers – convention, hotel, and city – make all the wheels spin and all the wings flap. Books and art and faux weaponry are changing hands, and smiles are all around.

It is a good time to be at a convention.

Rating 4.00 out of 5
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August 07th, 2009 | Author: von Darkmoor

I ran a short ‘Break-out Session’ at a local youth writing camp today. Was invited to speak to the teens about writing, editing, and publishing the tales of heroes. Talked about being believable, imminent, and entertaining; stressed striving for either emotional or intellectual appeal – both if they can pull it off.

Had an enjoyable time, as it’s always nice to sit and talk with writers who write what I write, read, and publish. And they paid attention, asked quality questions, then even read some material of their own. Observing these young people stretch themselves and work their talents is a beautiful thing.

I love that my daughters pursue similar creative outlet. Both enjoy story-writing, one more than the other, but both conceive fun tales of adventure. Both are readers, singers, drawers, sculptors, actors…either does more of one thing than the other, but the key is, they’re exploring them all. In fact, they would have come along with me today, but they’ve been off to summer camp this week – to camps perfectly designed for each of them: one at singing camp and one at wilderness camp. So Dad had to go this one alone.

And that’s okay, because sometimes they just have to let me do things on my own too. :)

Rating 4.00 out of 5
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August 03rd, 2009 | Author: von Darkmoor

Today, I learned of two mistakes I made in the past.

One I remedied by honoring one of my biggest creeds: loyalty. Within moments of doing so, I bore the first of what will more than likely be many insults to come.

The second I cannot remedy. At least any time soon. I did not go to see this marvelous vehicle when it was within 20 minutes of me last week.

Airbus A380

The Airbus A380, on its way to EAA AirVenture Oshkosh, refueled here in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. It is the largest passenger aircraft in history with a 239 foot length, 79 foot height, and 261 foot wing span. It looks like two regular airplanes stacked atop each other. And it’s all about taking better care of its passengers. Amazing. Too bad I missed it.

Rating 4.00 out of 5
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July 26th, 2009 | Author: von Darkmoor

I’ll be back, for you movie buffs. Not even; more like for you children of the ‘80-’90’s. I shall return is more for you history/war buffs, you children of the ‘40-’50’s.

Anyhoo — May-June-July have been awfully hectic months here in House von Darkmoor. Things finally be close to settling down. Once the repairs are a wrap, the remodels done, and the remaining boxes unpacked, I’ve a pile of reviews to add here, some CarPracs to type, and general blog life to resume.

Current Events:

  • I’ve been invited as a guest presenter by an area summer youth writing camp. Come early August, I’ll be discussing the thrills and requisites of fantasy and adventure writing, as well as describing the editing and publishing of heroic fiction. I’ve been re-watching Carpe Diem to get into excellent teaching mode. :)
  • I’m trying desperately to get a story into Rob Santa over at Ricasso Press for his latest anthology project. My writing has all but vanished over the last year, but the itch is most intense and I think I’ve scratched out two, maybe three, possible tales. Just have to choose the best one and type it up…
  • Gearing up for Dragon*Con! Would have gone to GenCon as well, but can’t swing the trip now, what with all the house stuff. Dragon*Con is a done deal, however, as is hooking up with several of the SFReader gang.

So, as you can see, rumors of my untimely death are patently untrue. I hope y’all come back now.

Rating 4.00 out of 5
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